Thursday, October 29, 2009

ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING.


DRESS FOR SUCCESS!


HEATHER TRAN THINKS YOU SHOULD AVOID WEARING SHINY, SHOWY CLOTHES TO YOUR NEXT JOB INTERVIEW.




BUT I DISAGREE!  WITH HALLOWEEN JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HOLIDAY-APPROPRIATE ATTIRE WILL BOTH SET YOU APART FROM THE CROWD AND PROVE THAT YOU'LL BE A FUN ADDITION TO THE OFFICE.




JUST DON'T FREAK OUT!  THE GRAPHICS IN THIS VIDEO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW:




Wednesday, October 28, 2009

OVERWEIGHT? INTERESTED IN MAGIC???


DEAR FUTURE EMPLOYER,


I HAVE EXTENSIVE CONSTRUCTION EXPERIENCE.


TODAY'S HOMELESS HERO


GO.  NOW.  READ THE TIMES’S EMPLOYMENT HORROR STORY/HEARTWARMING TEAR-JERKER ABOUT TERRI WHITE, A TONY AWARD NOMINEE AND CABARET PERFORMER, WHO SPENT NEARLY THREE MONTHS SLEEPING IN WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK WHEN SHE COULDN’T BOOK ENOUGH GIGS TO PAY RENT.  THE MAIN CULPRIT: “Heartfelt if campy renditions of American songbook classics were out. Spoofy if campy versions of ’80s pop were in.”  OH, GAGA, LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!

LONG STORY SHORT: SHE’S BACK ON STAGE, SO IT’S ALL (KINDA/SORTA) BETTER NOW.  AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IN THE MIDST OF IT ALL, TERRI FOUND A LADY.  “In Florida, she met Donna Barnett, a stately 62-year-old jewelry designer — and, like Ms. White, a cigarette fiend, a fan of road trips and musicals and Maker’s Mark. The two fell in love, and moved in together.”

AN ELEGANT, PROTECTIVE SOUTHERN WOMAN WITH A FLARE FOR THE DRAMATIC AND A RIGHTFUL PLACE ON LIFETIME TELEVISION.  SOUNDS FAMILIAR…





DREAM JOBS FOR RURAL ACTORS




"[TED & MICK BENTLEY] In their late 20s, lean and mean and full of tattoos, they are Stan Perkins' cousins, Oxycontin peddlers who assist Stan in threatening Aunt Helen....no lines, 3 scenes with lots of physical action CO-STAR"

 

JOB ADVICE FROM PARKER POSEY


NEVER PISS OFF THE HELP.





A LITTLE DEDICATION GOES A LONG WAY.