ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING.

DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

HEATHER TRAN THINKS YOU SHOULD AVOID WEARING SHINY, SHOWY CLOTHES TO YOUR NEXT JOB INTERVIEW.

BUT I DISAGREE!  WITH HALLOWEEN JUST AROUND THE CORNER, HOLIDAY-APPROPRIATE ATTIRE WILL BOTH SET YOU APART FROM THE CROWD AND PROVE THAT YOU'LL BE A FUN ADDITION TO THE OFFICE.

JUST DON'T FREAK OUT!  THE GRAPHICS IN THIS VIDEO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW:

OVERWEIGHT? INTERESTED IN MAGIC???

DEAR FUTURE EMPLOYER,

I HAVE EXTENSIVE CONSTRUCTION EXPERIENCE.

TODAY'S HOMELESS HERO

GO.  NOW.  READ THE TIMES’S EMPLOYMENT HORROR STORY/HEARTWARMING TEAR-JERKER ABOUT TERRI WHITE, A TONY AWARD NOMINEE AND CABARET PERFORMER, WHO SPENT NEARLY THREE MONTHS SLEEPING IN WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK WHEN SHE COULDN’T BOOK ENOUGH GIGS TO PAY RENT.  THE MAIN CULPRIT: “Heartfelt if campy renditions of American songbook classics were out. Spoofy if campy versions of ’80s pop were in.”  OH, GAGA, LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!

LONG STORY SHORT: SHE’S BACK ON STAGE, SO IT’S ALL (KINDA/SORTA) BETTER NOW.  AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IN THE MIDST OF IT ALL, TERRI FOUND A LADY.  “In Florida, she met Donna Barnett, a stately 62-year-old jewelry designer — and, like Ms. White, a cigarette fiend, a fan of road trips and musicals and Maker’s Mark. The two fell in love, and moved in together.”

AN ELEGANT, PROTECTIVE SOUTHERN WOMAN WITH A FLARE FOR THE DRAMATIC AND A RIGHTFUL PLACE ON LIFETIME TELEVISION.  SOUNDS FAMILIAR…

DREAM JOBS FOR RURAL ACTORS

"[TED & MICK BENTLEY] In their late 20s, lean and mean and full of tattoos, they are Stan Perkins' cousins, Oxycontin peddlers who assist Stan in threatening Aunt Helen....no lines, 3 scenes with lots of physical action CO-STAR"

 

JOB ADVICE FROM PARKER POSEY

NEVER PISS OFF THE HELP.

A LITTLE DEDICATION GOES A LONG WAY.

RECIPE FOR SUCCESS!

THERE'S ALWAYS BUTCHERY...

(thank you, nytimes.com)

& FOR A WONDERFUL EXAMPLE OF LOGICAL FALLACY, SEE:

Sarah Sluis, 24, recently attended a class taught by Jeffrey Ruhalter, a butcher at Essex Street Market in Manhattan. Ms. Sluis, a magazine editor, said she had lived in a vegan house during college where she was immersed in debates about whether eating meat was humane or necessary. Taking this class was one way to prove to her antimeat friends, and herself, that she could face the ugly realities of eating meat. 

"I feel like if I’m going to eat meat," she added, “I don’t want to eat stuff that I haven’t had to work for.”

MY SKILL SET

1. MAGIC!

2. DOMESTIC SERVICES

3. KISSIN'

HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS?

PROS: ALL THOSE SMART, VIRILE, PRE-SCREENED CO-WORKERS.

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CONS: HI-JINKS ENSUE! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MADE IN AMERICA???

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